Oh dear God, as alliterative headlines go, that's pretty good, but surely the most important C word is missing! Has Capello seen Cole this season? I'd pick Freddie No Goals Sears before I'd plump for Carlton No Confidence Cole!
Are we really THAT desperate? Green and Cole are in the England squad, but there's no place for either Parker or Noble! What a joke!
Once again, Capello should have gone to Specsavers!