So, by their own admission, the Manchester derby was dire. No matter, it was still the first game up on the anomalously named Match of the Day. Never mind it is a Wednesday night, never mind that we have to work tomorrow and kids have to go to school, why show games on merit?
No, sod it. Make West Ham and West Brom fans stay up until gone 11.30 to see a 2-2 game with two penalty decisions and headline instead with one of the worst games ever played in the Premiership.
Bloody disgraceful. It shouldn't be allowed in this day and age!