Monday 22 November 2010

Scabs to break Scottish Referee's Strike

The SPL is threatening to become the new Grunwick, with news that the Scottish FA are seeking to employ stand in referees to officiate in place of the much maligned sweaty socks whistle blowers.

A spokesman for the SFA said, "We are very hopeful of finding like for like replacements. A shortlist has already been identified including Stevie Wonder, David Blunkett, Nick Leeson, Neil Hamilton and Charles Ingram. Alternatively, Mark Clattenburg may also be available if we are willing to sink that low."

3 comments:

whtid said...

as usual, talking about west ham united again!

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you've removed that racist comment.... you just can't help yourself can you? you small minded racist bigot!

Hammersfan said...

Do you mean Jocks? It is the Scottish for Jack. Jocks when referred to athletes is a reference to Jock Straps. What do you think smelly socks means in rhyming slang? Betray you lack of East End knowledge there my friend!