Friday 14 January 2011

AFC Tottenham Hotspurs

Good to see that some Cockyfool fans are not taking the proposed move to Stratford lying down! Move from the paradise that is N17? Move from this shit hole? This shit hole is our home!

So if the club does up sticks and move to Stratford, a bunch of die hard fans have pledged to set up an AFC Wimbledon style club. And good on them too! It's nice to know that some Spurs fans have a soul. So that will be five old codgers and a golden Labrador then.

As for the rest, well they will just be a new Diaspora, dreaming of the Promised Land they left behind. 'Arry had better watch out as he looks down on the Olympic Park though. Remember what happened to Moses!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tottenham are rubbish and they cant even fill shite hart lane at the moment. just look at some of their champions league games 32,000 at best. if tottenham was bottom of the league like west ham are then they wouldn't get half the crowds west ham get. west hams average crowd this season is over 34,000 how many other teams in the premiership would get that ? not many and certainly not tottenham.

bob said...

as i spurs fan i sometimes have a look on your blog hammersfan as, to be fair, it is sometimes quite funny. never normally fall for the bait but whoever made this last comment is a muppet!

tottenham are rubbish? ok were not the best team in the world but rubbish? yeah players like van der vaart, modric and bale are rubbish!!

cant fill shite hart lane? we have had 35,000 for every league game this season (which is our capacity). 22,000 people on the season ticket waiting list while west ham advertise tickets to the general public on talksport every week! plus we were bottom 2 years ago and still selling out every week.

champions league attendances are down to 32,000 due to having to allow away teams more tickets and eufa regulations, ts the same if you look at chelsea and arsenals champs lg attendances (you would know this if you ever got in the champions league but probably wont happen in your lifetime).

Hammersfan said...

LOL Bob, I'm not holding out any hope of West Ham playing in the Champions League in the life time of my great grandson, never mind me, and my kids haven't started to produce yet. Of course Tottenham aren't rubbish, that's just rivalry farting.

Anonymous said...

Time for a GrantO'Neil index. Lol!

We have a new manager. Thank God!

John said...

Sounds as though O'Neil is going to take over from Grant. Hopefully he will attract some good signings. He also appeared to bring on players well during his time at Aston Villa, and had them playing our kind of football.
If this management change does take place I think the owner's should be commended for once.I would imagine O'Neil clearly defined his requirements, one of which I am sure is 'not to sell the clubs best player's'.
Grant has been a dignified manager who no doubt has tried his best for the club but was always I think somewhat out of his depth. Good luck to him in the future.
Interesting times ahead COY

Anonymous said...

"had them playing our kind of football." So O'Neill's ugly, long ball football is West Ham football is it?

:-) said...

FC Hotspur of Tottenham will be formed if levy kills thfc and sends us to stratscum.

Btw if u get o'neill fair play. I wanted him if we lost harry to England. I'd be very surprised if martin went to u but at least he can get settled before coming to spurs ;-)

doubt he'd come to fc hotspur of tottenham though at tottenham marshes in combined leagues 9 lol.