Word is, he is still in charge. There's been no white smoke: the kippers were done to perfection, Sullivan has wiped his mouth on a napkin and let out a delighted burp, and Avram and the chef are both still in a job. For now.
Brady didn't look happy last night though, did she? Something had definitely crawled up her hole and had a nibble. Perhaps it was because we were winning? Damn! She was itching to steal Sugar's line and say, "You're fired!" Until Avram recommended something for cystitis.
And what of Avram himself? Well, no doubt, he is feeling refreshed after his afternoon nap. Who knows, he may even take in tonight's match, checking out Arsenal ahead of the Premiership game and running the rule over our potential Final opponents.
Then there's all the transfer news to catch up on. Nothing has happened of course but there are still lots of Irons in the fire apparently. Kovac to Brescia? So that's another give away deal then. Spector to God knows where. He is open to offers. No, not that sort Karren! Noble to Stoke? That would be a total disaster in my book. Upson to Arsenal. What that old chestnut again? How many years on the trot has Upson been linked with Arsenal? Carlton Cole to Stoke? Why when they already have Kenwyne? Behrami to Italy? Anywhere in Italy! Probably. It seems he has no desire to play for us. McBenni on loan to QPR? Well they have just lost a striker to a double broken leg so that one may just ring true. And coming in? Bridge has had a medical. Or has he? And...well we will have to wait and see apparently. There's no hurry is there? We are bottom of the table and don't have any full backs available for selection but why panic?
Not that Avram will be very interested in any of that! He will leave all that messy transfer business to Sullivan and Gold. Training? Wally has that in hand. What to do? Time for a massage? Better not. I know, let's have another snooze.