So, the OS is asking us if we have any questions for Carlton Cole! Now, let me think? Hang on, a few questions will surely come to me if I think long enough about it...
Have you any idea what those funny net things are for at the end of the pitch Carlton?
What do you think of Avram's tactics and management style Carlton?
If Zola was such a great coach, why did you only score one goal in the last 15 games you played for him?
Can you train more than twice a week Carlton?
What would you give for a couple of wingers playing on the correct flanks and knocking in crosses Carlton?
Do you think any of those would slip past the OS censor?
Nope? OK then...What's your favourite film Carlton? What's the best goal you've ever scored? Do you prefer strawberry or raspberry jam?
The OS, it only asks the BIG questions!