Apparently it will be erected over the pitch at the end of the season when an investigation is conducted into who killed off West Ham as a Premiership club!
It was Zola on the training field with the 4-3-3 formation! No it was Grant in the massage parlour with the ice cream whisk! No it was Brown in the shithouse with his secret weapon, Roeder! No it was Pardew in the bedroom with his lead piping! No it was Turds in the transfer market with his crazy signings!