Thursday 13 January 2011

Bellyache On Bail




I'm loving it! The little Welsh tosser is up to his old tricks again it seems. A persistent knee injury has restricted his appearances on the pitch to just 15 games - he thinks he is  back at West Ham apparently - but is not enough to keep Bellend off the streets in the early hours of the morning, nor out of trouble with the police.

Sack him! Ban him from the game!

Or use him to mentor Obinna!

9 comments:

Essexhammer said...

A great talent but sadly a short fuse,trouble it seems follows him where ever he goes.

Hammersfan said...

Follows him? That makes trouble sound like a lamb, and Bellyache like Mary! He bloody hunts trouble down! Nasty shit.

Anonymous said...

Nasty Shit? maybe - but given half the chance he would rip off your sorry head and shit down the hole!

Hammersfan said...

I'm sure he would! Fortunately, I have no intention of sharing my living space with Bellyache!

clez said...

I've got to say, he does not help himself. I'm from Cardiff, and what the hell he was doing in Caroline street at that time is beyond me. It's a street full of take-aways, but only you would only want to eat something from there after 10 pints of Stella. If you want trouble, you go there - as he should know as he was arrested before after an incident in the same bloody street a few years ago!

Hammersfan said...

Probably looking for the same woman to slap!

Anonymous said...

I have forwarded that last comment to Mr Bellamy's representatives....

Hammersfan said...

Have you? Do you know the dictionary definition of probably? Probably not. Think about it. Is Carlsberg probably the best lager in the world?

Anonymous said...

you've probably nothing to worry about then.