I tell you what, Wayne is one hell of an expensive bridge! When the Yank McCulloch mistakenly bought London Bridge, thinking he was getting the picturesque Tower Bridge instead, he paid £1,500,000 at current exchange rates. And it has been a tourist attraction at Lake Havasu ever since.
Compare that to Wayne. At £90k per week, this very average left back will set us back over £2million pounds in wages during his six month stay! We could have had a real bridge for that!
Mind you, Wayne's partners' legs open just as wide as Tower Bridge apparently!
Madness. Sheer bloody madness.