So at long last, the speculation is over, the guessing can stop, the position has been clarified and we all know where we stand. What's that? The position regarding Grant? No, not that. Clarification regarding O'Neill? No, not exactly.
No, far more importantly, the OS has announced that Facebook fans now top 100,000 and new stadium tours have been announced - that's new tours of the current stadium in case you thought something important had happened in relation to our Olympic Stadium bid - and Bridge is looking forward, which is most unfortunate because he really could do with looking sideways along the line of the defence to avoid playing opponents onside in future!
Dear God, how do they have the audacity to insult our intelligence like this? 100,000 Facebook fans? They have some bloody face to keep churning out this PR bullshit when we don't even know if we have a manager! Disgraceful. The club should be maintaining a dignified silence at the very least.
Hang on, what am I saying? West Ham and dignity are sadly words that no longer go together in a sentence!