Undertaker Avram Cracks A Trade Joke!

Angered by the ludicrous dismissal of Freddie Piquionne, for celebrating scoring what looked likely to be the winning goal, Upton Park Undertaker Avram Grant has come out with a "funny", telling the BBC, "Next time I will tell my players to go to a funeral when they score".

Well, last week we all thought it might be Avram's funeral,  next week our hopes of taking over the Olympic stadium could be dead and buried and, unless our luck changes quickly, this season will see our Premiership status buried six points under.

So if the players want to go to a funeral, there's likely to be quite a few they could pick from!