Well I've heard it all now. Piquionne can't go into battle with the Gunners today because of a tooth ache! Poor diddums! Come here and let mummy give her lickle boy a gweat big cuddle.
Still, once the tooth comes out, Freddie can always put it under his pillow and, when he wakes up in the morning, find that the claret and blue Tooth Fairy has left him £40,000!
Meanwhile Dyer is unavailable because he has a bit of wind!