Allardyce Pulls Out of Race to Sign Former Liverpool Star

I have to say that I am bitterly disappointed. What's happened to loyalty in football exactly? With Mini Me Sammy Lee rolled out of Liverpool, to make way for Kevin Played Two Lost Two For Two Against Six Keen no less, it looked odds on that the barrel of lard would link up again with Doctor Evil at Upton Park. However, Sam Pot has made it clear that the Scouse Blobby is not needed.

Dissing the rumours, Allardyce told anybody who was interested: "I already have one overweight Wally on the coaching team so why do I need another?"

Good point Sam.