Identification may be difficult. We have very little information to work on. Stani is a Muslim and supports the Pakistan cricket team. He is easily enraged if anybody touches on any subject related to racism and if anybody implies that Sharia Law is barbaric. He may be flushed out if you stand on the street corner and argue any of the following points:
1) Grant is a great football manager.
2) Zola destroyed the team built by Curbishley.
3) Green is a great keeper.
4) Gabbidon is useless.
6) Noble should be England's next play-maker.
7) Cole is hopeless.
8) Piquionne was a good signing.
9) Ben Haim is a decent defender.
10) Sullivan & Gold are great owners.
Some people believe that Stani is still looking in and posing as an anonymous. Others fear for his health or life. Others feel he took umbrage at the post questioning the contribution of black players to the West Ham cause. Others suspect that, infuriated by the decadence of the West (not just West Ham), Stani has moved to Pakistan where he is currently running a book on the outcome of cricket matches. Of course, he may just have got bored and moved on.
If you know something, anything, tell somebody. Stani must be out there somewhere!
7 comments:
Damn, this blog's getting worse than WHTID. How old are you again?
What has age got to do with anything? We have a missing person here. News International may have tapped his phone and deleted messages. Stani could bring down the Murdoch Empire and facilitate the take over of Britain's redtops by the Quataris. Picture Page Three in a burka! "Hi, I'm Zenab, do you think my eyes are attractive? If so, you will be beheaded for having impure thoughts!"
Agree with the first comment. I think the decent, civilised posters like Sav, Headmaster, would also agree. I didn't always agree with Stani, but I must admit the guy has an affect on you. He's beating you even though he's not here.
Hi Stani here, please do not concern yourselves as to my whereabouts. I am on a hush hush scouting mission for that great manager Mr. Avram. Mr Avram says to me that all is not well at the Upton as owners have bought a new player called Fat Sam, Perhaps he will be able to fill the goal up.
Enough now as I fear I am being followed by the Redknapp to steal my transfer targets or perhaps the tottenham are looking for a site for a new stadium.
owell he done this before remember. Hes just annoying anyway most of his points either contradict himself or go against what other people. Like theres a lot of people who think noble is a good player but stani automatically thinks hes bad. Then if you think gabbs is bad he will think hes good.
Lets see if that brings stani out of hiding
I know what happened to Stani! A mate of my lad went to school with him and knew the boy and his family well.
Apparently Stani's mum had been concerned about Stani for quite some time. This was due mainly to his obsession with his computer and the internet. You see the kid was a bit of a sad-ass and didn't have any real friends.
His mum said that he used to masquerade as fans of different football teams and join in on their forums. It gave him some kind of twisted sense of belonging. He became all philosophical and he used to walk around the family home donning a claret smoking jacket and reading glasses, even though his eyes were perfectly fine. A little disturbed by this his mum let it continue regardless as it seemed to make Stani happy.
She started to worry however when Stani became obsessed with the forum for West Ham United fans, in particular the owner; a Mr Hammersfan. Stani seemed to change at this point and was constantly frustrated because no one would take him seriously. She said she despaired as she watched her sweet little Stani change into a self righteous, self absorbed, obnoxious little prick.
She used to sob as time went by and things got worse, she would hear him upstairs in his bedroom stamping his feet on the floor and banging his mouse down on his desk. It all came to a head one day when she heard him ranting about "happy white people" and calling people racists. She rushed up to his room to investigate the fracas as it seemed he had lost the plot...but it was too late...as she opened his bedroom door she just caught a glimpse of poor little Stani disappearing up his own arse.
She mentioned at a recent family get-together how she now keeps Stani in in the same place as her own arsehole, so that he'll never be alone and they can talk to each other. She said that in homage to him she occasionally visits that fan forum, in disguise, to taunt that horrible Mr Hammersfan anonymously. when a cousin was asked to say a few words he quipped - "What can anyone say about Stani? ONCE AN ARSEHOLE...ALWAYS AN ARSEHOLE!
You're not a fan of Stani's then?
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