Concern is being expressed about missing contributor Stani Army. If you know of his whereabouts, please contact this blog, MI5, the police and Interpol.
Identification may be difficult. We have very little information to work on. Stani is a Muslim and supports the Pakistan cricket team. He is easily enraged if anybody touches on any subject related to racism and if anybody implies that Sharia Law is barbaric. He may be flushed out if you stand on the street corner and argue any of the following points:
1) Grant is a great football manager.
2) Zola destroyed the team built by Curbishley.
3) Green is a great keeper.
4) Gabbidon is useless.
6) Noble should be England's next play-maker.
7) Cole is hopeless.
8) Piquionne was a good signing.
9) Ben Haim is a decent defender.
10) Sullivan & Gold are great owners.
Some people believe that Stani is still looking in and posing as an anonymous. Others fear for his health or life. Others feel he took umbrage at the post questioning the contribution of black players to the West Ham cause. Others suspect that, infuriated by the decadence of the West (not just West Ham), Stani has moved to Pakistan where he is currently running a book on the outcome of cricket matches. Of course, he may just have got bored and moved on.
If you know something, anything, tell somebody. Stani must be out there somewhere!