Well our latest trialist didn't last long - about 20 minutes against Dagenham and Redbridge to be precise. The first Lopez, Walter the Fat Wimp, was shit and, judging by the swift withdrawal of the latest in the Lopez line, this one is no better.
The OS report described him thus: "He is tall and looks the part. Let's see what he has got in his locker." The answer, based upon his hasty substitution after coming on as a second half sub is "not much!"
Perhaps we should just accept that there's only one Lopez worth having!