Wednesday 6 July 2011

Liverpool opt for Adam over Parker

Another day and another Parker suitor drops out as Liverpool opt for a right Charlie rather than a wrong Scotty. Poor Parker must be feeling like the ugly sister with a Cambridge degree at the moment. Oh how the parents boast about the academic ability but when it comes to finding a husband, it's "I'm sorry dear but men marry beauty not intelligence. Yes you have a degree but look at your youngest sister's tits and your other sister's boat race."

So Scotty remains on the Championship shelf, loved only, it seems, in Turkey where he doesn't want to play. Levy may yet sanction a move but only if the price comes down low enough and if West Ham agree to pay half of Scotty's salary. It will probably end up costing us to get Spurs to take him off our hands!

Meanwhile, the man who didn't win Player of the Year is off to Anfield. Funny that. Maybe it is something to do with his 12 goals and 6 assists last season?

6 comments:

Sav said...

You are not writing another article about Parker, again!!! What is wrong with you? It is like you look around for an opportunity, anything, to start spitting and throwing mud on perhaps the only West Ham player who did everything he could to help us avoid relegation last year. Why don't you write an article about the thriving coaching career of Avram Grant for a change?

Hammersfan said...

Grant has gone mate, Parker hasn't!

He did everything he could to keep us up? He did everything he could to bed himself into Capello's team, including playing on when injured against WALES and missing the run in before turning out for England against Switzerland. Everything he could? That's why he went to the Chelsea v Spurs game rather than travel with the team up to Manchester for the Man City game then?

Anonymous said...

Alright, enough already!

You are right about Parker.

But how does that help West Ham?

We're still stuck with an over paid player, who is too old to be worth much of a fee, who won't do a job for us in the championship because he will be demovitated as he wants to play for England and needs to be in the premiership.

we know it suits all parties to ship him out to a premiership club.

Lets get a campaign going to big him up and increase his value.

jimwhu said...

hf hes going to tottenham redknapp has tapped him up for ages last moment deal onthe 31st of august doubt wel even get the 5 mill villa were talking about

Anonymous said...

How about this for an outrageous idea - we keep him and he helps us get promotion.

Anonymous said...

Another Parker bashing HF article.

Did Parker steal your boyfriend or something?

This clearly personal vendetta got pathetic after the first few articles and we are easily on 20 anti-Parker articles now?