Tuesday 12 July 2011

McCarthy to Reunite with Allardyce and West Ham?

So McBenni has not yet found a club and, apparently, has been in "no hurry" to do so. Well to borrow from Murray Mints, you can't hurry a McBenni.

Apparently he has just returned from a working holiday in Disneyland, where he has been doubling up as Bluto and Baloo Bear, in between feeding his face with burgers of course. Just imagine the horror in all those "Eat as much as you like" Orlando restaurants as McBenni waddled through the door.

Anyway, McBenni is clubless and West Ham need a 25 goal a season striker and Big Sam has worked with Big Benni in the past and was reluctant to lose him so the solution is obvious. Get the man a pen and support his elbow as he signs on the dotted line!

McBenni's coming home!

(Apologies to Benni, somehow a picture of Avram has appeared!)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can we afford the food bill?

jimwhu said...

brilliant hf

Taxi for Hammersfan said...

McCarhy? Who the fcuk's that then Fanboy? This article is nonsense regardless! You're obviously bored like the rest of us with the lack of any real news. Still, keep on keeping on, eh!

Kabul Mick said...

I read most of your stories for what ever reason. I find some interesting, some entertaining, some whims of fancy and others just plain daft.

A good mix normally but I am sorry to say this one was not worth the effort. Whatever made you write this irrelevant piece of tosh.
COYI

USA Dave said...

I honestly dont know if you are taking the p*#s or are serious. Thats how delusional I have become following this group.

BUT......

The guy needs a club and a way to save his name, if he gives a rats ass.

And salvation is a powerful motivator.

Stranger things have happened.

And how about signing Rapinoe and Wambach from the US womens team? That pass and header to tie the cheating Brazillians was better than anything our boys have done in years!

Hammersfan said...

LOl I hope it is just taking the piss Dave but you never know with West Ham. Allardyce has signed and motivated McBenni before so, as you say, stranger things have happened.

the headmaster said...

Christ, I came on here because the org is a dull as ditchwater tonight. As Kabul Mick has said though, this aint one of your best, HF. Bloody hell, I am soooo BORED with the close season!

Hammersfan said...

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear mate - although West Ham keep trying!

tommy d said...

LOL! It was Allardyce that coned us into buying McCarthy in the first place wasn't it?! Allardyce is no mug and has a good eye for a player, infact he'd have to be f'cking blind to not realise that McCarthy is more suited to Wrestling than Football.