So McBenni has not yet found a club and, apparently, has been in "no hurry" to do so. Well to borrow from Murray Mints, you can't hurry a McBenni.
Apparently he has just returned from a working holiday in Disneyland, where he has been doubling up as Bluto and Baloo Bear, in between feeding his face with burgers of course. Just imagine the horror in all those "Eat as much as you like" Orlando restaurants as McBenni waddled through the door.
Anyway, McBenni is clubless and West Ham need a 25 goal a season striker and Big Sam has worked with Big Benni in the past and was reluctant to lose him so the solution is obvious. Get the man a pen and support his elbow as he signs on the dotted line!
McBenni's coming home!
(Apologies to Benni, somehow a picture of Avram has appeared!)