Friday 15 July 2011

The Nerve of Dyer!

Can you believe the guy? Apparently, it's all the club's fault that he has sat on his arse injured ever since he joined us! Bad advice, misdiagnosis, poor treatment - if in better hands, our Six Million Dollar Man would have been rebuilt and playing week in and week out apparently.

What bollocks. The guy was a sicknote before he joined us and pulled up lame when on loan to Ipswich. It's down to attitude and pain thresholds: in Dyer's case that reads poor and zero!

How hilarious is it to read him say, "I'm 100 per cent fit at the moment. I'm fit and looking forward to the start of the season." Funny the way he is always 100% fit in July, but come August...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny as f*ck, Dyer's self-delusion.

The only misdiagnosis was that we thought he was a "footballer" when we signed him.

Anonymous said...

Where's Stani? I guess he saw through you in end.... did he post a goodbye but you've deleted it? perhaps you'd be so kind as to tell us what happened as you don't seem in the slightest bit bothered that one of your most regular contributors is no longer with us.

Anonymous said...

The bare faced cheek of this guy, injury prone all his career and blames the club, strange how our other players recover from injury...

waahmbulance for stani said...

20:44

I guess Stani cudn't take the heat so he left the kitchen and went off for a big sulk like all girls do.

I think he'd like to resurface but he feels too embarrassed, so instead he's probably testing the water by making the odd post here and there under the anonymous handle perhaps - I mean even you, Anonymous, could be stani?

Hammersfan said...

LOL what a suggestion mate!

the headmaster said...

Dyer? Fit? So's my mum!!

pete1951 said...

Dyer is a deluded tos..r. Ungrateful waste of space .

Anonymous said...

Well said 20:44! The least Hammersfan could have done is find out whether the guy's alright. I mean, there's more to life than football. Guess it just shows you the class of the man and the simpletons such as 21:42 that follow him. No doubt Hammersfan will bury this post with new posts as he did the last time there were posters asking about Stani.