Tuesday 26 July 2011

Stani is alive and spitting!

In response to concerns, I emailed Stani, a good, generous, kind hearted model human being in his own Islamic estimate, and received confirmation that he is alive and spitting. I carry copies of our email exchange below and leave you to reach your own conclusions on mental health.

(I have amended the spelling of one word in case children look in!)

My email:

Some regulars appear genuinely concerned. Are you OK?

Stani's reply:

...hello to you too HF. Still a fine example of human etiquette I see? They are (or 'appear', as you put it) concerned because the world's not completely full of cnuts HF.

So there you have it! Courtesy personified! But he seems in perfectly good health. Well perfectly good physical health at least!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alive and well, I would have said!

Glad to hear it too.

He's right, of course.

Hammersfan said...

What, that the world isn't full of cnuts? He's right, approximately 50% are cocks!

Anonymous said...

Good man Stani!!! Did you tell him to come back Hammers?

...and it's all physical with you aint it? ;o)

Anonymous said...

Well actually that's wrong, there's a one percent, which includes only you that is both a cock and cnut!

Anonymous said...

Why do you give this guy so much attention HF? You secretly like him don't ya?

Hammersfan said...

Me, like Stani? Of course I like Stani. I like everybody. Well, except for Clattenbung and Graham Poll.

Sav said...

Well this blog is never quite the same without you and Stani going at each other. Welcome back Stani. Good to know you are alive and just ignoring HF. Well I am proud we made him write you a letter/email. Maybe there is still hope for him!

Hammersfan said...

How's he going to read that if he isn't visiting the site any more Sav?

Sav said...

He is watching you HF! He just keeps quiet to see if you miss him.

Hammersfan said...

That would be sad and cowardly Sav. If he is here, he should have the courage of his convictions surely? Or perhaps he now accepts that the logic of Hammersfan is irrefutable?

the headmaster said...

Did you used to wind him up then, HF? Must have missed that.

Hammersfan said...

Me? Wind people up? As if! What do you mean you hate the Close Season by the way? That's when you get the six week holiday!

the headmaster said...

Six weeks? I'm still toiling mate, albeit doing leisurely 3 - 4 hours a day in shorts and a tee shirt! LOL. Glad you're still watching! I think I too may be on a collision course with a certain arsenal legend/Chinese poster!!

Hammersfan said...

LOL Go for it, the guy is such a pompous arse!

Stani said...

Thank you 1956, 2022 and Sav...and lots of love to you 2030.

And you're rightly proud of him Sav. I bet he's still suffering from having to write me that email! Poor thing.

Hammersfan said...

You are back Stani! Praise be!