Friday, 12 August 2011

Allardyce already making excuses!

So, according to Sam Pot our "Big Three" - Tinkey Winky, Dipsey and Laa Laa to their friends - are distracted because of possible bids that have never materialised, we haven't signed players because there are too many available and although Sam wants "another striker", he also wants to see what Hines and Stanislas can do, and "people like that".

Doctor Evil my be going gaga already. Who are "people like" Hines and Stanislas exactly? Has he found a secret store of mediocre young players who are neither one thing, nor the other. Or has Sam been watching the riots on London's streets and thinking, "He looks like Hines and he looks like Stanislas, perhaps we could sign them and give them a go!"

And how exactly are Parker, Green and Cole being distracted by an absence of bids? Surely that should keep them focused? Or is it dawning on the three of them that they aint that special after all. Is Parker thinking, "God, I looked shit against Cardiff so maybe I aint all that, just as Hamersfan has been explaining for two years now!"

And why, exactly, is a flood of available players a reason for NOT signing anybody? Is it time to change the Old Mother Hubbard rhyme?

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard,
To give the poor dog a bone:
When she came there,
The cupboard was stuffed,
And so the poor dog had none!

I'm hearing far too many excuses already. Has Doctor Evil softened following his heart operation? Have we signed yet another pup? Is Allardyce a deceased dictator nailed to the Upton Park perch? Is he less Sam Pot and more Sam Po?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously. Give him chance. He's the best we've had since Harry.

fred149 said...

i want to see stanislas as i think he has something to offer but hines can just piss off

Hammersfan said...

Geoff, I can't post that. Tone down the language please. You keep coming back because you love this blog.

ClaretNBlues said...

22:23 Pards is the best we've had since Harry. I agree that Sam should be given a chance though! But we all know that HF won't do that! He's an inpatient sod! ;) :p If we are holding out on buying a striker cos Sam wants to see what Stan and Hines can do, I can answer that for you now Sam - FCUK ALL! We won't win ANYTHING if you don't buy, let alone get promoted!

lee c said...

Hines is a striker with ability but needs games, Stanislas a winger who had and needs the same, Hines has never played that role for any duration of time.

One game which only bad finishing dictated we lost, why do us Brits love being so negative???

Lee

Hammersfan said...

Oy, I was patient. I gave him the Cardiff game!

Claret The Entertainer said...

The correct spelling is 'Oi', I think you'll find :)

Yes you gave him the Cardiff game and sorry to say but they will all be as non-eventfull as that game if they don't invest in a DECENT striker!

John Novick Jr said...

I say give the man some time, too...BUT I sure appreciate your writing here (well done!). If he does, indeed, turn out to be a dead dictator nailed up at Upton Park, time will reveal it. Such vivid imagery!

Hammersfan said...

Welcome on board John.

Anonymous said...

FAT SAM OUT!

TurdsOut! said...

Oy vey! I always knew he was a Spurs fan...