'Arry still fancies him, insisting that Tottenham are light in the midfield department, but if you believe the latest rumours, Scotty could be on his way to the might Queens Park Rangers - assuming twatterer in chief Tony Fernandes buys the club.
Wouldn't that be so fitting? Parker would exchange one small pond blighted with a deadly algae for another. He would be far and away the biggest fish in the Loftus Road backwater and would receive rave reviews for his unstinting effort and drive - and come next summer, he would be back in the Championship still yearning for a dream move to his father's beloved Tottenham Hotspurs.
Could we be lucky enough to offload Parker for £8million to the very same club that have taken Dyer and Gabbidon? I tell you what, if I was a Rangers fan I would start dreaming of fixtures away to Doncaster and Watford - because this promises to be a miserable, miserable season.