Wednesday 11 November 2009

Cole and Upson Out; Toni, Campbell and King In

Just watch. Come January, Marlon King will be out of prison, providing he keeps his nose clean and his back passage available. Toni has done his best to make his position in Germany untenable. And Sol, of course, is currently without a club.

At a stroke of a pen, Duxbury can secure close to £30m by selling two England players and then replace them for next to nothing. I am sure two or three other players will be signed for a total of £5m down with another £5 to be paid on the never never. Duxbury will then present it all as squad restructuring, securing the cover the manager identified for certain key positions, whilst confirming that both Upson and Cole wanted to leave, making it impossible for the club to stand in their way.

You heard it here first guys!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shut ya mout you dumb seagull

Hammersfan said...

Rather be a seagull than an albatross

Fonzie's Bald Patch said...

So you're not banking on Intermarket buying us then? Or any of the others circling?

Peter said...

Do something useful pal, and get back to wanking over porn. You seem to like creating fantasies.

Hammersfan said...

£20m price tag pinned on Cole apparently.

Anonymous said...

Make your mind up, do you think the papers are completely truthful or full of tosh. I think the only reason you don't say they are full of tosh is to continue pissing on West Ham with bullshit stories.

Hammersfan said...

I think they are a mixture of truth and bullshit. Some stories make sense, others don't. If I read that we were about to buy Torres, I wouldn't believe it.