Sunday, 15 November 2009
Ten Million On Women's Sport? What A Waste Of Money!
Sport England are investing ten million pounds in grass roots women's sport; what a waste of money! Dear God, even sex is too much effort for them after marriage and triggers a headache, so what chance is there of them playing sport in the cold and the rain of the winter months exactly?
Don't you just love the sight of most female joggers? Their idea of jogging is to walk slightly slower, wobbling their hips from side to side in an exaggerated way, whilst gripping their hands in little fists out in front of them. Get too close and you hear the desperate sound of wheezing lungs and risk being clattered because they are so much "in the zone" that they can't see three feet ahead!
You don't need ten million quid for God's sake! Have you seen those pictures of a donkey chasing a carrot dangling just in front of its nose from a contraption fixed on top of its head? Well substitute a bar of chocolate for the carrot and it's job done! Or make it compulsory to jog around any clothes shop and to do twenty press ups before going into the changing room with any item in a sale!
All joking apart, what a waste of money. Ten million is far too little to make a significant difference and if we have that sort of money sloshing around, surely it could be put to better use! What could we do with ten million pounds? How many African lives might that save?
Posted by Hammersfan at 17:41