Friday, 6 November 2009
Come On Iain Dale, Follow Katy Perry's Example!
Earlier this week I blogged the following:
"So Phil Jupitus is cramming his considerable belly, huge fat Uranus and sagging breasts into women's clothing and, no doubt getting quite a thrill out of it. If BBWs turn you on, then Phil will surely be one of your pin up fantasies! But if Jupitus can do it, why shouldn't another West Ham fan follow his lead to further his ambitions?
With the advent of "all women short lists" for prospective Conservative party candidates, surely this is now the way forward for Bracknell and Sandhurst reject Iain I'm Thinking Of Closing Down My Blog Because People Are Nasty To Me Dale. I must say he would make an ugly chic but a trip down to Evans, the shop for larger ladies, may just pay dividends for the would be Furher. Who knows, he might enjoy it and find "This lady is for turning!"
Now Katy Perry has modelled the ideal outfit for a would be West Ham Tory Tranny! Couldn't you just picture Dale dressed up like that, his eyes made up in best Clockwork Orange fashion?
Meanwhile, I think Katy was trying to join in the 4-4-2 or 4-3-3 debate, doing her very best to tell Zola to play two up top!
Posted by Hammersfan at 18:24