Time For Iain Dale To Get His Kit On!

So Phil Jupitus is cramming his considerable belly, huge fat Uranus and sagging breasts into women's clothing and, no doubt getting quite a thrill out of it. If BBWs turn you on, then Phil will surely be one of your pin up fantasies! But if Jupitus can do it, why shouldn't another West Ham fan follow his lead to further his ambitions?

With the advent of "all women short lists" for prospective Conservative party candidates, surely this is now the way forward for Bracknell and Sandhurst reject Iain I'm Thinking Of Closing Down My Blog Because People Are Nasty To Me Dale. I must say he would make an ugly chic but a trip down to Evans, the shop for larger ladies, may just pay dividends for the would be Furher. Who knows, he might enjoy it and find "This lady is for turning!"