Dyer Returns To Fitness!

Now there's a headline I didn't really expect to read! I got all excited for a moment, thinking the closest thing to organ transplants this side of Dean Ashton might be on the substitutes bench for the game at Hull, ready to contribute his traditional 15 minute monthly contribution to the cause.

But sadly no. By returning to fitness, it means he has returned to training with a view to returning to fitness, in the hope of making it on to the substitute's bench, building to a possible run out for 15 mintes, leading to a potential start this side of the end of the universe!

Still the report I read did give Zola the opportunity to make one of the greatest understatements of all time: "The problem with him (Dyer) is he finds it very difficult to keep the fitness" - yep, as difficult as a 14 year old Scally finds it to keep her virginity! And recovering fitness is as impossible, it seems, as it is recover virginity.

So Dyer is back in training, so what? West Ham should introduce Dyer Bingo - which part of his body will bust next? One thing's for certain, with Christmas just around the corner, Kieran aint going to be in any mad hurry to get back playing!