The crazy world of Doctor Evil's West Ham Wanderers!
Monday, 6 September 2010
Dyer Player Of The Month! Absurd!
Says it all really! He didn't play at Villa and didn't complete either of the games against Bolton or Man Utd. Before he came off against Bolton we were losing 2-0. We drew the remainder of the game 1-1. Before he was withdrawn against the Mancs, we were losing 3-0. We drew the remainder of the game 0-0!
What an inspired choice. The guy is earning over £80k a week and still hasn't completed a full 90 minutes since joining the club. He didn't even make it on to the bench for the Oxford game as it is obviously asking too much to expect Sicknote to turn out twice in a week!
Who deserved it more than Dyer? Well Parker won the penalty against Bolton and scored the winner against Oxford. That's two telling contributions to Dyer's nil. And Parker has also been on the field for every minute that we have played so far this season.
But who cares about little details like that? Such is the amazement at Dyer actually playing that everybody has been blinded to the fact that he missed a gilt edged chance against Bolton which, had he scored, would probably have set us on the road to victory.