The crazy world of Doctor Evil's West Ham Wanderers!
Sunday, 12 September 2010
Oy, the Daily Mail Is Nicking My Headlines!
Bloody hell, that's going to blow my cover! I told the sub editor never, ever, ever to use one of my headlines and now here he is, running my "Groundhog Day" theme! "Bloody Tory Journo!" The Green Street Mob already have a contract out on my life! I already wake up every morning expecting to see burning crossed hammers in my back garden, surrounded by great fat slobs with tats in Claret and Blue hoods! Now the Klaret and Klue Klan willl mark me down as a Mail journalist to boot!