Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Ruud Boffin Signs

Why do I suddenly have a mental picture of Stephen Hawking with Tourette's Syndrome between the sticks at Upton Park? Still, even Hawking would have saved that shot in the World Cup and can't be any worse than Green on crosses!


"Make ******* way you *******  *****, ******* wheel chair coming through!"

23 comments:

Matt Ryan said...

why the sudden change of picture?

Hammersfan said...

Tell me, why do you keep posting using Matt Ryan's handle?

Matt Ryan said...

Huh? I am Matt.

Hammersfan said...

Huh, you're not.

Spartacus said...

I am Spartacus. How come you changed the picture? Not scared of offending people all of a sudden are you?

Hammersfan said...

Me? Scared of offending people? Why would I be scared of offending people? Scared of offending Duxbury? Nani? Sullivan? Gold? Nope. This site says it how it is. I leave diplomacy and prawn sandwiches to others.

Hammersfan said...

So, I ask again, why are you posting as Matt Ryan? Why not post under your own name?

Anonymous said...

shouldn't it be a pic of hawkings?

Anonymous said...

Not a fair question 'hammersfan'. Why don't you?

Hammersfan said...

2116, well given the threats I receive, some aimed at my family, I think I have a good reason. There's no need to use your real name, just give yourself a handle and stick to it instead of trying to stir up trouble for others. That is cowardly.

Saving Ryan's Privates said...

You define cowardly, you tit.

Hammersfan said...

So, now you admit you are not Matt Ryan.

Anonymous said...

who?

Anonymous said...

I'm Brian

Hammersfan said...

Tedious.

Anonymous said...

well that was an informative read about our new signing. cheers

Reg said...

Crucifixion?

Anonymous said...

he's the messiah

Hammersfan said...

Please be careful, you may offend Christians. Monty Python caused a lot of upset with that film. There's no justification for causing distress in the name of satire or punning or humour in general you know. The world would be a better place if we all looked miserable all the time and took care never to say anything that may cause upset. But Jesus will forgive you if you are truly sorry.

Anonymous said...

HF, remember - Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a ****.

Hammersfan said...

Very true. And he trusted Judas too! I bet he was cross later!

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid HF that Jesus loves everyone but you

Hammersfan said...

Just because I tempted him to jump off that cliff! Some people do bear a grudge!