Poor Wayne Rooney, all he wants to do is score goals for England, and here's this tart Jenny Thompson dragging him through the gutter, claiming in the News of the World that he scored with her "several" times during Coleen's pegnancy. The girl needs to check her facts. First of all, she is not claiming a pension so why would Wayne be interested? And secondly, after smoking all those fags, I doubt Rooney could find the energy to have sex.
I am not saying that Jenny is lying, I just think she is confused. It wasn't Rooney, she slept with, it was Shrek. And her claims that he was hung like a donkey are explained by the presence under the sheets of the Eddie Murphy voiced character of that name!
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Was this the 'news' that was suppresssed during the World Cup along with rumours about Gerrard and his sister-in-law and Terry's rant that Gerrard be exposed like he was with Bridge's woman.
The pride of the EPL - wtf - tossers - all of 'em.
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