The crazy world of Doctor Evil's West Ham Wanderers!
Tuesday, 14 September 2010
The Players Went In Two by Two, The Forwards, the Midfielders and the Defenders Too!
(Submitted by Marty!)
As the flood waters rose inexorably around Avram Grant today, he battled to reorganise his defensive planks in an attempt to stop the goals going in three by three along with the monkeys. Today is the first of the “days of awe” apparently and as atonement day approaches, Grant has thought about it and decided that at the next opportunity to launch his premier ship, he won’t do any work at all, he’ll make himself feel physically unwell and spend most of the day with his head in his hands. So how’s that different from any other Saturday?
When asked whether having presided over the worst start in West Ham history, his action might seem to ignore our position in the premiership table he said that we were not bottom of the table as the premiership was only six hours old. It had definitely not descended by natural selection from the old first division and anyway tables were just scientific mumbo jumbo. Awesome.