Spot Fixing Scandal Spreads to England Cricket Team and BBC!

The spot fixing scandal has sensationally spread to the heart of the English cricket team and to the BBC itself. The News of the World has recordings of members of the England cricket team predicting that spots of rain would fall on the Cardiff playing surface today.

A BBC weather man has also been embroiled in the controversy after brazenly stating on national TV that rain would fall in Cardiff. A spokesman for the Pakistan Cricket Board today claimed that this fully exonerates the actions of Amir and company.

Speaking outside a Ladbrokes office in Bradford this morning, Mr Someth Ingsfishy said: "We all know that weather is a vital factor in determining results in cricket. This is clear evidence of players in the England cricket team and employees of the BBC being involved not only in spot fixing, but in potential match fixing itself. We demand either a full investigation into this matter or the dropping of all charges in relation to players in the Pakistan team."

He continued: "We know that this is rife in England. Every Englishman talks about the weather in every single conversation he has. This is clearly designed to relay vital information to bookmakers and gamblers. The next thing you know, they will be trying to implicate Amir in this because of the floods back home."

He concluded by saying, "You must excuse me now, I'm just about to place £10,000 on Akmal being out caught by Yardy off Bresnan."