According to the Daily and Sunday Express, we have "swooped" for Joey O'Brien which, given the guy has been on trial for a couple of weeks, begs the question, how slowly can you swoop exactly? Hawks swoop down onto voles, bats swoop to catch moths and house martins swoop for fun.
The dictionary definition of "swoop" is "To move in a sudden speed" so if we "swooped" on Joey O'Brien then McBenni was swooping all last season and Tottenham have "swooped" to sign Scotty Parker!
By the way, there's another cracking test match unfolding at Trent Bridge. What idiot decided Broad should bat at 9 exactly?