dere dairy well thats a releef madman warnock asked me to start the first game of the season the guy seems to think i'm here to play bugger that luckerly after seven minits i took a heavy one and went down screeming broken foot bloody x rays revealed no brake but i'm out of the everton game thank god didnt fancey a drive up to liverpool there not paying me enuff for that now i have a hole week to go down with a misterious viras befor they can expect me to start training not to impresed with the treatment room here because the silly bastards try to get you fit how am i going to have the hole winter of at this rate mind you with any luck this fernandes guy will buy a few players and i can sit out the season on the bench i just tried crossing my fingers and broke one!
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you are a cock
Good Lord FanMan..you really are bored aren't you? I gather you've used all your rights up with Mrs HF for the week, eh? Lol. Thank God then the cricket's resumed and were notching up the runs again. Shame about Strauss & Cook after playing themselves in yesterday, but Bell & Pietersen are enjoying themselves by all accounts.
Touché, dyer the joke
Only today did I learn that Dyer is an illiterate moron!
LOL, just lol :)
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