Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Come Home Tevez!

After his latest blow out with Mancini, Tevez is as welcome at Unreal City as genital warts at an orgy. But where can he go? The transfer windows around Europe have slammed shut and so, other than a loan to a lower league club, Carlito may have no escape route. Unless we offer him one!

Bellamy shocked the football world when he rocked up at Cardiff City, so why shouldn't Tevez make a three month switch to a club that he claims he still holds dear to his heart? The wages wouldn't be an issue because Man City would pay them just to get rid of a player who will undermine Mancini at every opportunity.

A loan move to West Ham would surely suit everybody down to the ground. Sullivan and Gold have promised us Beckham and Neymar in the past; what a coup would it be if they were to deliver Tevez? And who knows, if he joins until January, Man City may prefer to extend the loan until the end of the season rather than see him join a rival.

7 comments:

Stani said...

Tevez has a heart?

Hammersfan said...

Of course! It's made of iron apparently rather than City's Fool's Gold!

Stani said...

Hahaa, very good

Johntan said...

I was actually thinking this exact same thing last night. It just seems so logical. Then again we are West Ham and anything good that could possibly happen to us never happens.

Mike said...

Sheffield United would probably sue us again.

T.I.S said...

Why didn't City just bloody play the man instead of benching him. Talk about wasting a talent.

Sav said...

We can't afford to pay even half his current wages! But Tevez is a romantic and West Ham is and will always be in his heart. If it is up to him, I am sure he would seriously consider it. And we could really use his energy and creativity. But it's not up to him. MC want to recoup in excess of 50 million and they will not manage that by sending him on loan to a Championship Club.