Tuesday 11 December 2012

Allardyce to poach Hell Hadji from Leeds


You heard it here first. Leeds can't afford the Spitting Image's wages and his agent claims two Premiership clubs are interested in signing him in January. Doctor Evil wanted him last season but the Board blocked it, sensitive to the uneasy relationship Allardyce had with the fans. Now, with Big Sam flavour of the month - well of November at least - Sullivan and Gold are ready to give him his head.

Diouf is a cheap option - phlegm for old rope by Prem standards. He wants parity with Leeds' highest wage earners so that must put him on about 10k per week, and we pay the tea lady that!

I don't want him. No self respecting fan of any club outside of Leeds would want him. But Allardyce knows him and likes him so...

40 comments:

crusader knight said...

allardyce could not poach an egg

Rene said...

whateva

Anonymous said...

Oh look..PLASTIC HAMMER the super fan that NEVER goes to games has been reading the papers...twisted it in an attempt to wind others up and come up with another pile of shite...cant see any of the newspapers making you a job offer any time soon.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you die? You attention seeking twat

Anonymous said...

You won't be able to see him anyway. Seats at Olympic park are too far back to see the pitch

Anonymous said...

One day you will die and this piece of shit blog will cease to exist, then and only then will I be able to peruse news about my club and not be faced with your bitter and twisted shite about Leeds and the people of Leeds ... All this aswell from a pikey, bubble blowing cockney fag. Oh how much I will enjoy the day when the planet is cleansed of your dirty jizz stain of an existence.

Anonymous said...

what the hell is this? ya cant just make stuff up hf.....oh dear.andy carroll worth about 6-7 tea ladies a week? i dont think so.pahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

"Cut the insults guys, make your point and invite debate! "

Btw, cut the insults, isn't that a bit of the pot calling the kettle black? You insult Leeds and its people all the time and do nothing but provoke anger, you certainly don't post anything that provokes debate or civilised discussion ... Bellend.

Anonymous said...

Shitty player from a shitty league so u say . cockend

Anonymous said...

What a load of bollocks your a knob
Poor very poor !!! If your that board moon pig are doing a special on farthers day cards
W&nker

Anonymous said...

You sad twat have you got over the Liverpool game ? West ham are not doing that good at the moment are they ! Doesn't seem that long ago you was telling us west ham would win the prem
Leeds love Diouf and warnock & qpr are bigger than west ham

Anonymous said...

if you have children how would you feel when a faceless man uses the rape of their little girl to goad other people.

Anonymous said...

Nooooooo you can't have him. Diouff is GOD!!!!

Joking aside though everyone at Leeds said the same thing. However the fact is the boy can play football and has an unbelievably strong character. I think he would be a good signing for you if you pull it off. Definitely our best player this season.

Not sure why he would want to take a step down though LOL!

Anonymous said...

have you shown your wife or partner your article about the rape of a young girl and how you used it to spread your notoriety.

Anonymous said...

When does the blog about the bates and chelsea connection come out,it carn.t be to far away.

Anonymous said...

you dont want him that says it all ,you dont know your football,your like micheal jackson forever bubbles

Anonymous said...

when does the blog about saturdays low attendance figures against ipswich compared to above average attendance against chelsea in the cup come out.

Anonymous said...

do you feel any remorse for your inexcusable article of the rape of a young girl.

Anonymous said...

If you knew what you was talking about you would know that Diouf is one of the lowest paid players at the club. He gets a small basic wage and then bonuses on top. And it's not a matter of can't afford. GFH haven't offered him an extension yet!!! So yet another article that has no fact or substance!!! Stick to pedalling porn and not rumours!

Anonymous said...

WE ARE GOVERNED BY OUR FINANCES,SO WHAT,WE ARE WORLD LEADERS IN THE WORLD OF FOOTBALL,RUN BY THE PEOPLE FOR THE PEOPLE.ONE DAY ALL CLUBS WILL BE RUN THIS WAY.

Anonymous said...

maybe he could turn on your bubble machine at the grand opening of your new stadium......goooooooo buuuuuuuuubbles,rar rar.

Jesusisaleedsfan. said...

From a confused, frustrated Leeds fan. Come out, come out my friend, don't be afraid, you're not alone.

Anonymous said...

Curious...where did this rumour surface?

Anonymous said...

Faggot

Anonymous said...

Hope he spits on you

Anonymous said...

Even more predictable. The only news on Leeds at the moment and you come up with your usual shite spin of it.Do us all a favour and poach your head. MOT

Anonymous said...

Instead of doing this blog why don't you take up a safer activity, like badger baiting. It would be a lot healthy for you because one of these days, what comes round goes round WANKER.

Anonymous said...

Here's one for you HF!GFH haven't made a payment to leeds ontime!Saves you time tralling through news now(leeds)!!!!You tosser.

Issac Jewboy said...

Calls himself a Spam Fan but this shite blog is never on WNU news now. Strange!! What a useless WANKER. MOT

Hammersfan said...

Strange. How is this article in the top ten on News Now then?

> Top Stories (Last 24 hours) zoom
Downes parts company with Big Sam after leaving post as West Ham...
Daily Mail 21:19 Tue, 11 Dec 2012
Wally Downes Leaves West Ham: Why?
West Ham Till I Die 00:03
Downes and out
Knees up Mother Brown 20:16 Tue, 11 Dec 2012
Green light for retractable seating
Knees up Mother Brown 02:48
Hammers hit the big time as latest Premier League club to star...
Daily Mail 13:33 Tue, 11 Dec 2012
Allardyce to poach Hell Hadji from Leeds
The Game's Gone Crazy (Weblog) 22:07 Tue, 11 Dec 2012
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Forever West Ham (Weblog) 20:54 Tue, 11 Dec 2012
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Hammersfan said...

And on the Leeds Board too!

Top Stories (Last 24 hours) zoom
Max Gradel Linked With Sensational Return
Right In the Gary Kellys 14:43 Tue, 11 Dec 2012
Leeds lining up January move for old boy
FootballFanCast.com 18:18 Tue, 11 Dec 2012
One in, One out?
To Ell And Back.org 00:13
Woodgate admits to many regrets
Telegraph.co.uk 02:16
Allardyce to poach Hell Hadji from Leeds
The Game's Gone Crazy (Weblog) 22:07 Tue, 11 Dec 2012
Former Elland Road hero to be reunited at Leeds?
The Transfer Tavern 23:10 Tue, 11 Dec 2012
Charles Sale: Leeds anxious as buyers GFH Capital fail to pay on...
Daily Mail 03:53
Caught on camera: Leeds fans wanted over Kirkland attack
Yorkshire Post 22:55 Tue, 11 Dec 2012

more...

Anonymous said...

Wow an opportunity to shoehorn a team you used to live near and don't really support into your pathetic homage to all things warnock hating!! It must be Christmas!!

Anonymous said...

This is why you are dumb...you need LEEDS...they give you the ATTENTION you crave to make your mundane existance BEARABLE...BATES abused the fan base and looked what happened...you continue the same will happen...thats why your dumb.

Anonymous said...

Liam come back home. We all love you!

Anonymous said...

Whens your take the piss out of NHS and LUFC trying for a bunting record blog come out? MOT

Anonymous said...

Are you implying that one day you will start making shit up about west ham.

I wouldn't bother. Our man has it covered.

Anonymous said...

Fart mark

Anonymous said...

Got this one completely wrong didn't you.

Anonymous said...

So much for u poaching ehd ......u no fcuk all . hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah staying with the bigger club ;)

Anonymous said...

And who looks a silly little boy now you heard it here first leeds cant afford dioufs contract wrong again are you ever going to get anything right