Friday 14 December 2012

Hell Hadji Obliged To Sign Deal With Leeds As Premiership Suitors Look Elsewhere


So Hell Hadji's agent managed to con the new Leeds board by claiming that two Premiership clubs were interested in signing the Phlegm Machine. The man who wasn't good enough for a long term contract with relegated Doncaster has somehow engineered an 18 month contract with the once mighty Leeds United.

Some might think it strange that the oil rich former giants of English football are reduced to signing a Doncaster reject, but it may be that all the oil wealth of GFH amounts to is the value of a Castrol GTX bottle.

A source close to the club said, "When we read that West Ham might be interested in signing Diouf we knew we had to act quickly."

However, a source close to West Ham said, "We can't understand why anybody  would believe what was reported on the games gone crazy. We all know that the author is a wind up merchant and has an obsession with Leeds United. It's true that Allardyce considered signing Diouf last season but, after watching him in training, he quickly realised that the guy was no longer good enough. Leeds have been duped into signing a player who was only mediocre at best and any Leeds fans celebrating this deal should consider what it says about the ambition of the new owners - IF they ever complete the deal!"

56 comments:

Anonymous said...

In reality the chances are he was offered the chance to join the also rans at West Ham but decided to stay at a big club. Had he taken the step down to Upton Park you'd have been on here claiming to have stolen our best player. But this blog just smacks of sour grapes from a little boy.

Anonymous said...

You are a real tool obsessed with Leeds, sad man.

Anonymous said...

"We all know that the author is a wind up merchant and has an obsession with Leeds United"

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Well done. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

Anonymous said...

It seems the author of this page has obsession with LUFC also! Such a shame his/her own team are not enough for him/her, they have to have an affair with LUFC

Dave Leeds said...

A positive article at last!!

I'm so glad I heard it here first on your website LOL. Hang on a minute though I've just had a thought....surely this means that Leeds sitting lowly in the championship seemingly going nowhere are still a much bigger club than West Ham who by your own admission are currently having their second greatest season ever (behind 2005/06)?

To be honest though I am a little surprised he turned you down for us. Surely you must have offered him a lot more money than we did (particularly given the tea lady earns £10k/week)?

This is quite a body blow for you in your campaign, isn't it? I could really feel your pain writing this one!

Ali said...

Sounds like ur bitter about losing out on a target of urs to leeds....it's probably something to prepare u for the disappointment of losing out on the Olympic stadium to Leyton orient

Anonymous said...

as a leeds fan i love the fantastic new angles you keep finding to wind us up.
i know i shouldnt click on to
"the games gone crazy" when i see your new storys,but deep down we all love to be wound up lol.
keep up the good work,you never fail to make this old flat cap wearing yorkshireman chuckle when i see my fellow leeds fans biting lol
big chopper from leeds

Anonymous said...

split personalities hf,what a strange article....curiouser and curiouser

Anonymous said...

you proper love yourself hf.its a good job your dad is dead he would have been ashamed of you writing dross like this!

Anonymous said...

i have it on good authority that big sam is preparing a 5.5 million bid for charlie austin when the transfer window reopens

Anonymous said...

Gone to a bigger club ...MOT

Anonymous said...

yes you said you'd have him also... haha dont beg ur website nobody involved inside west ham gives a monkey fcuk what you think about who sam will sign just get over yourself or kill yourself.

hammersfans nightmare said...

U absolute tool

hammersfans nightmare said...

U absolute tool

Anonymous said...

You need to take yourself in hand mate - or maybe that's what your problem is?

FOUR out of your last FIVE articles are Leeds based - are you really so devoid of anything else to write about?

You need to seriously get a life mate, or change this website to "West Ham Utd - the fan is crazy"

Robbo 77 said...

It's funny how you only posted this article once EHD had signed for Leeds, this would have been a totally different Blog had he been snatched away from Leeds and signed for your second favourite team West Ham. Predictable as ever.

Mr Diouf Snr said...

Better that he plays for a BIG side and not sign with Allah-Dike for you WANKERS. He appreciates a lot of noise and lets face it he wouldn't get that in the Olympic stadium and with small a bunch of bubble blowers, would he? Proves again that your theory/gossip was complete bollocks as per usual!!!! Stick to stamp collecting/trainspotting and swapping anoraks with your alias's. MOT MOT MOT

Anonymous said...

Castrol GTX just about sums GFH up in my mind. Bunch of cowboys. #lufc

Anonymous said...

I'm over the moon that Diouf as signed a new deal.
He's better than anything Wet Spam have got except maybe the £35M Carroll,bloody hell Carroll what a laugh.
1 question for you Mr Obsession with Leeds,even though you didn't pay the £35M but will pay his hefty wages can you honestly say he's worth it or worth anything to your team.
Give me the Diouf anytime.

Anonymous said...

west ham DID approach diouff, he just prefer,s to stay at a bigger and better club.....FACT...nob cheese.

Anonymous said...

U talk compleat and utter shite .

Anonymous said...

The Obsession continues!!

Try the BLUE pills, they work better for your type of illness!

Anonymous said...

West Hem tin pot club with soulless fans. Here's another GF abbreviation for you. GFY

Anonymous said...

PRICK...

Anonymous said...

A real quote from the man himself was a little more revealing. Mr Diouf didn't fancy playing meaningless football for a third rate, relegation threatened Premiership club when he could play for Leeds instead. Although no club was mentioned, we all know which club he was talking about. Perhaps HF would like to research some more real quotes from Big Old Hoof Ball Sam himself who stated categorically that he wanted to sign Diouf and, if they had then an automatic promotion would have been more likely with Diouf in his team. Jog on to the next one sunshine!

Anonymous said...

Once again you have made yourself look a twat. Seems to me some may say wind up merchant others may say biggest w&nker to touch a keyboard!!! Is daddy dressing up as Santa this year

Anonymous said...

DICKSPLASH!

Anonymous said...

So I was correct in my comment in your last, feeble, post on the takeover that was EXPECTED to happen.

Your mental problems mean you can't help posting this sort of shite can you.

So he's signed, yet nowhere is there any suggestion, other than in your warped imagination, that he was obliged to sign.

Anonymous said...

Ahh your hilarious

Anonymous said...

Wanker!

Anonymous said...

Wanker!

Anonymous said...

Whatever millions the new owners invest in January this will definitely be the best signing we make this season. Best bit of news I've heard in a long time.

Let's hope there's more to come!

MOT

Anonymous said...

your blog does amuse me but I cant understand why you care so much about the mighty Leeds United? your stories are usually a load of bollocks, and must be borne out of pure jealousy of our bigger and more successful club. you clearly need help! It must be all the blowing you do to each other in the stands. What an embarrasing song to have associted with a football club, i actually feel embarrassed for you. Keep Marching on Together!

Anonymous said...

He had a get out clause if donny were relegated, hence being avaliable on a free.

Cheesewire said...

Here here 0025...except I ain't old and certainly don't wear a flat cap.

I genuinely hope you don't abandon us next season, hf. Won't be the same without you.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha,plastic hammers, lame attempt to turn it round and say we didn't want him anyway. I notice you didn't put my comment up about Diouf not signing for w,ham yesterday. On a serious side i'd much rather have him in the side than noble,what an over rated waste of space he is. Over rated by you only.

Anonymous said...

You really need help!! Lmao

Anonymous said...

Just curious. I know every article is different so it stands to reason that the hits will differ also? My question is, on an average of weeks/articles/etc, how many hits are you getting over a period of time from us Leeds fans compared to your previous 'Victims' lets say QPR etc??? MOT MOT MOT

Hammersfan said...

It's good to know some people in Leeds have a sense of humour.

Anonymous said...

Your presuming all who see this blog are from Leeds , I'm Scarborough it's safe to say your a well known arsehole nationwide.

Anonymous said...

I'm a west ham fan and even I know you talk utter b*locks in your blogs.

Anonymous said...

"Hammersfan said... It's good to know some people in Leeds have a sense of humour."

Shame that you HAVEN'T then....

But then we've actually got a football team worth supporting too...

Shame that you HAVEN'T then...

We also have a real history at our club over the past 40 years too...

Shame that you haven't then....

We also have web sites that support Leeds, the whole Leeds, and nothing but the Leeds.....

Shame that you ARE ONE TOO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Diouf had a choice to make simple.....LEEDS UNITED or west spam...? Come on let's be honest we all know the little clubs miss out when history and stature come into play

Anonymous said...

Perhaps if w,ham didn't pay the part time tea lady 10k they may havew been able to tempt Diouf away. As things are you'd be better off with the tea lady up front in place of caroll. Its your only chance of a cup this season.

Anonymous said...

It was a no brainer dickhead. Stay at a big club called Leeds or fade into obscurity with a small club in London. Get used to it, nobody takes a backwards step in life and who the fcuk would sign for your tin pot club over ours given the equal choice? You really are a clueless tosser

Anonymous said...

And the winner, of the most famous arsehole in britian award goes to hammers fanny *claps and cheers*

Anonymous said...

I won't slate West Ham or the genuine fans of that club. We are not rivals by any stretch of the imagination. You are a wanker that lives in some East European gutter selling the big issue. If its hits you want, then I hope your fellow West Ham fans hit you in the face, you sad deluded clown

Anonymous said...

N.F.11;18.Where is the sense of homour in your vile,hateful article about the rape of a young girl...justify the humour in that.

Anonymous said...

no you carn,t can you.

Anonymous said...

Whats the obsession with leeds? You shit stain...

Anonymous said...

Got a great angle for you bud. Google KB programme notes ahead of the Ipswich Town game regarding expected transfer activity in January. Also note another shocking attendance.

Anonymous said...

come on mr predictable,i,m bored of calling you mr selective,even though you are sooooooooooo selective,oh what the hell mr selective when is the attendance issue between today and wednesday coming out..everyone knows you are going to do it,so when....if you want to put your own SENSE OF HUMOUR into it you can,you know the type of sick thing i mean,mention a young rape victim,or your views on world wars.

Anonymous said...

lol you BITTER old git lol

keep blowing the monkey

Anonymous said...

It seems the only people who hate you more than Leeds fans are West Ham supporters, you low life prick

Anonymous said...

You need to start to mention Chelsea's delay in returning home so that you can justify Leeds getting a positive result in the big cup. After all it couldn't be based on the fact we are outstanding against premier opposition in cups, that's both the big cups by the way. Chelsea should have a strong enough reserve squad to beat any championship side so it can't be excused. Just in case you need to know, I travel to Japan regularly, and the body clock moves easily back to uk time, so jet lag isn't an excuse

Anonymous said...

Wow. what a fuss over nowt! Clearly EHD has got the deal he wants. Move on!