Friday, 14 December 2012
Hell Hadji Obliged To Sign Deal With Leeds As Premiership Suitors Look Elsewhere
So Hell Hadji's agent managed to con the new Leeds board by claiming that two Premiership clubs were interested in signing the Phlegm Machine. The man who wasn't good enough for a long term contract with relegated Doncaster has somehow engineered an 18 month contract with the once mighty Leeds United.
Some might think it strange that the oil rich former giants of English football are reduced to signing a Doncaster reject, but it may be that all the oil wealth of GFH amounts to is the value of a Castrol GTX bottle.
A source close to the club said, "When we read that West Ham might be interested in signing Diouf we knew we had to act quickly."
However, a source close to West Ham said, "We can't understand why anybody would believe what was reported on the games gone crazy. We all know that the author is a wind up merchant and has an obsession with Leeds United. It's true that Allardyce considered signing Diouf last season but, after watching him in training, he quickly realised that the guy was no longer good enough. Leeds have been duped into signing a player who was only mediocre at best and any Leeds fans celebrating this deal should consider what it says about the ambition of the new owners - IF they ever complete the deal!"
Posted by Hammersfan at 23:29