Thursday 13 December 2012

Where's Wally at Upton Park?


So Wally is no more. He is departed. E's passed on! This Wally is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! Or he's probably on his way to Reading, which amounts to the same thing.

Has there been a falling out at West Ham? Did Wally and Big Sam go for the same pie? This canteen's not big enough for the both of us, and it aint Sam who's goin' to leave!

Outside of the fast food joints in Green Street, does anybody care? Wally Downes, who is he exactly? What has he ever done?

Jog on mate. Oh sorry, you can't jog!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wally never goes ot Upton Park, you're too busy writing these shite blog posts (though well done for not obsessing over Leeds in this one)

el martillo said...

My fourteen year old son recently purchased a pair of "Where's Wally"
underpants; no prizes for working out the answer. But perhaps the question is where's HF... and why? Change of career for both you and I perhaps? Still tune in regularly; you save me the bother of scrolling through the dross!
Off tomorrow for some winter sunshine so Seasons Greetings to you and your loved ones.

Jingle bells, jingle bells...

Hammersfan said...

Minus 16 out here mate! Have a great Christmas!

el martillo said...

What the .. are you up to? send me an e-mail, I'm intrigued!

Stani said...

He was the paper that was supposed to cover over the crack that was your mate Avram, HF. Typical G&S appointment. Was only a matter of time before Allardyce let go

Anonymous said...

hf publishing his bumlicking boyfriends comment.hahaha.is that all u get on here 2 comments!! booooo

Anonymous said...

Oh dear. On average it takes about 10 days for one of your blogs to look really silly as reality catches up with your fantasies. As the BS quota increases the timescale lessens. Hillarious!