I was going to suggest that Carroll might cut off his pony tail to try to change his luck in front of goal - a kind of reverse Samson effect. But it might be better just to cut the guy's bollocks off; after all, society could do without him breeding!
The loan deal is not shaping up well is it? His arrival was a massive psychological fillip but his personal contribution to the cause has been distinctly underwhelming. Cole was so much more mobile on Saturday and, of course, contributed both a goal and a wonderful assist.
It seems that Carroll is a legend in his own mind, yet another in a long list of over rated egotists who have little or no respect for decency, the shirt or the fans who, along with Sky, pay their wages. One hundred grand a week? It's like have Dyer and Ljungberg back at the club!