Tuesday, 9 March 2010
Players To Join Fans In The Bar Of The Boleyn
Well Parker has blamed the edginess of the fans and Behrami has said that the players need to get their heads sorted out and give 100%, so how do we square the circle? Simples.
Instead of the players listening to Zola's tactical tosh before the game, I suggest they are taken into the bar at the Boleyn to hear the passion of the fans. Maybe they could climb up on the pool table and lead the singing of "There were ten German bombers", "I'll be running round Tottenham", "We 'ate Millwall" and "Stick the Blue Flag". After an hour of that, they would be so charged up that there's no way any away team would take the upper hand from kick off!
Better still, make them go into the bar AFTER the game as well! I bet that would focus the minds of the overpaid ponces. If they didn't sweat blood over the 90 minutes, they would taste it afterwards! Somehow, I think that Parker and Behrami might make it into the box more often, Diamanti would tackle back, Tomkins would learn how to concentrate and Upson might think about what the captain's armband actually means and accept responsibility for marking the opposition's danger man, rather than leaving Tomkins to mark Torres, Rooney and Davies!
Go on Scotty, I dare you! Go into the Boleyn at 5.30 p.m. on match day after a pathetic performance like Saturday's and announce, "Your edginess is upsetting us highly paid professional footballers"!
Posted by Hammersfan at 17:50