Wednesday 24 March 2010

West Ham 1 Wolves 3 - Zola Must Go


Please don't expect a match report. A Chelsea supporter (decent guy) tried to talk to me about the game on the way back on the tube and I was honestly struggling to hold back the tears - his wife realised and gave me that look that kind hearted females give to sad looking puppies. Over the 94 minutes of the match I moved through hope to fear to despair to complete and utter incomprehension. I honestly have no idea who played the pass for Franco's goal, by that stage I was in a total daze, utterly dumbfounded by what I had witnessed.

We weren't poor tonight, we were utterly and completely abysmal. That was the worst I have ever seen us play. There was no shape, no skill, no vision and, most seriously of all, no passion. Not on the pitch anyway. I think I am right in saying that we didn't pick up a single yellow card. In a crucial relegation BATTLE where we were fighting for our Premiership lives, nobody in Claret and Blue was sufficiently pumped up to take out a Wolves player, even when we were two or three goals down and facing utter humiliation. Can you imagine Bonds or Dicks or Repka surrendering so tamely as that shower tonight? The crowd turned on the players at 3-0 and chanted "You're not fit to wear the shirt" and whilst I did not join in, I could not condemn them. With the score at 3-0 I actually saw Diamanti SMILING!

The only player who looked up for the game was Franco. He may be slow, but at least he put in a shift after he came on as a sub and he thoroughly deserved his goal. As for the rest, well what can you say? Surely everybody now understands that the fault lies with Zola?

Tactically, we were inept again tonight. Typically, Zola went with the defensive midfield formation of Kovac, Parker and Behrami, none of whom offer any form of threat in the final third. Kovac did what Kovac does - pass sideways and backwards. Parker did was Parker does - turn in circles and run up blind allies. And Behrami did was Behrami does - chase around the park like a dog after a stick. Meanwhile Diamanti did was Diamanti does - flit in and out of the game and fail utterly in his defensive duties. Until somebody plays Diamanti in the hole, we will never see the best of him. Come half time, Zola made the change he should have made before kick off, sending on Stanislas but, surprise, surprise, he played him on the wrong flank again. Diamanti and Stanislas proceeded to cut inside into a congested midfield every time they received the ball and Wolves said, "Thanks very much, this is exactly what we expected."

Zola, meanwhile, cut a pathetic and forlorn figure on the touchline. Remember Roeder standing on the touchline with his arms folded whilst the world collapsed around him? Remember McClaren under his brolly as Croatia took us apart? Well Zola had his hands in his pockets but looked equally as impotent tonight. He wasn't giving directions to his players, he was simply standing there, utterly and completely bemused and out of his depth. The guy is killing us. He is taking us down. If anybody defends him after this showing then they need their heads testing.

As I left the ground I heard in my head the final stanza of Eliot's "The Hollow Men":

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe all this is for the best. Start a fresh new chapter, new manager after tonight and a new team after we go down. You just know that Hull and Burnley will be up for the fight, so relegation is looming i'm afraid. What really sucks is you and the minority of fans have always known that Zola was useless. When we express those views we are called spuds! The good news is Zola should be gone in the morning, fingers crossed.

Anonymous said...

i have this horrible feeling zola will stay. Im doing a night shift so hope when i get home, just before i sleep at 7am and have some good news. You wouldn believe what i would give to have curbs back, says alot. Oh i listened to the game at work and i feel exactly as you do/did, cant even discribe the utter shell shockedness! Unhappy boomerammer

Kareem said...

I teared up..my girlfriend doesn't religiously follow sports, but knows how much west ham mean to me. She gave me a hug and comforted me for an hour. How on earth will we beat fulham, everton, wigan, liverpool, and city with this? This wasn't a bad squad..I'm very worried...when I read the headlines on eurosport showed the results, I just shivered with a blank face saying.."Oh my god.."

Anonymous said...

have to agree with the author 100% the team have been like this for the last 3-4 months and we did nothink. zola should have gone earlier in the year and now it is all too late. im beside myself hurting like crazy. throughout the great escape i always believed we would make it. i dont have that belief with this manager and am resigned to going down. the fact is we have given burnley and hull a much needed lifeline they can see we are struggling now and that will give them fresh hopethey are not doomed but we definately are .a very very sad season indeed.

Anonymous said...

What makes me laugh is people say he did well last season, yet where was we in the league when Curbs left?

And once you have the answer to that, how many games did we go without a win after Curbs left?

Bring in Bilic, he has the backbone to be a boss.

Anonymous said...

I agree, Hammers we're so poor but you've got to really look at the top of the tree, Sullivan & Gold have made the biggest mistake that any chairman can make. It's known within the footballing world our new owners have been trying to find a new manager, fact, only 10 days ago they offered a 5yr deal to Mark Hughes. So tell me all you West Ham fans, how would you like to work knowning your boss is out in the market trying to replace you....and all the players know this as well. The players love Zola and this type of foul play within the boardroom has really unsettled the whole team, the boardroom should unite all staff within West Ham!! Come on boys please lets all pull together.

Deane said...

the club is rotten to the core from the constant bleating of Sullivan through the naivety of management right down to the fans like me who have lost all hope and I don't just mean relegation I mean for the integrety of the club and the beautiful game
people used to talk of hooligans destroying football but truly the fault lies with Rupert Murdoch and the avarice of those in charge

Anonymous said...

kevin in Manchester writes

GGGGRRRRR.. ARRRRRRGGGGHHH... GOTT IN hIMMEL.... SACRE bLUE... OOOOOOOHHHHH ...BOOO HOOOOOO raaaaaagggggghhhh....blah blah blah blah..nuff said ..no words I can reach for to size the depth of the debacle

Hammersfan said...

LOL Thanks for that Kevin, I needed a laugh!

H4MM3R said...

That 3:1 felt so unreal...
It was pretty painful to go on with watching after the three nil. You saw a team that tried hard but was completely without passion. As already mentioned by sb I am sure that the doltish beahviour from gold/sullivan plays a role in our situation. Searching for a new manager and rumours about selling Behrami, Diamanti, Green & Upson does not improve the team spirit at all. Zola is surely great in supporting players and seems to be a nice guy which is awesome, but in our situation we need a manager who can additionally push the team forward. So go on Zola, show your angry face and turn things around.

Anonymous said...

For the love of god Harriet Fanno - please please please do not go to any more games - we haven't won one since you purchased your mini season ticket - you're a bock sir, a jinx, and a Jonah

Hammersfan said...

How much do you want to pay me for my mini season tickets? There's a test of your support! £1,000 to remove the hex!

T.I.S said...

I noticed that the most basic of passes were either too far ahead or behind the target player. When we did get to final third the width was non-existent and so the saying goes you could 'throw a blanket over the team'. I will go as far to say that were are definatly going down!

Hammersfan said...

Yep TIS, I fear you are right!