Tuesday, 9 March 2010
West Ham Dressing Room Bugged
Apparently, in addition to the recording made in the England team hotel, national newspapers have been offered a recording made in the West Ham dressing room on Saturday.
15 minutes before kick off, Zola is heard telling Tomkins and Upson to "Have a thirty minute sleep".
Green is caught on tape saying, "If Davies wants the ball in the air, he can have it. I'm not risking injury before the World Cup by challenging that bastard for a cross."
Clarke tells Spector, "It's all right son, Bolton have nobody to compare with Valencia".
Franco demands, "Has anybody seen my zimmer frame?"
Faubert moans, "Mon Dieu, Le Bolton, les bastards de la nord! Je n'aime pas les betes! My 'amstring is sore!"
Mido asks, "Anybody else fancy a kebab?"
Dyer says, "I reckon I could manage a whole fifteen minutes today boss."
Ilan asks, "Why am I here exactly?"
McCarthy replies, "I'm not sure about you mate, but I'm here for the money! This fur lined treatment table is wonderfully comfy!"
Stanislas asks, "Which boot is for the left foot and which one is for the right?"
Diamanti yells, "I know I'm mad, I've always been mad!"
Upson and Tomkins are heard to snore.
Cole says, "I've decided to remodel myself on Emile Heskey!"
Parker asks Behrami, "What exactly are those nets strung up behind the wooden posts for?" Behrami replies, "Your guess is as good as mine!"
Kovac, looking at his reflection in the mirror says, "I am a gorgeous bastard. So much more handsome than that ginger tosser James Collins!"
Just before kick off Zola says, "Remember lads, the result isn't the important thing, let's go out there and show Bolton how the game should be played."
Parker replies, "If we lose, we can always blame the fans!"
Posted by Hammersfan at 18:25