Tuesday 8 February 2011

Avram Throws The Dice

Poor Avram is in trouble now for attending a casino on his birthday. Just because it coincided with our defeat against Birmingham!

He really is a mixed bag isn't he? He gambles and visits Thai Massage Parlours but feels a compunction to observe religious customs and festivals, even when they clash with vital games! Hypocrite? Avram?

Why was he in a casino? I'm sure he wasn't gambling himself. He just fancied seeing somebody other than West Ham playing crap!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who cares? It was the bloke's birthday. He is entitled to celebrate it as he wishes. I am sure that the majority of our players were out until all hours laughing and joking. The are not robots

Stani Army said...

Why would you celebrate your birthday in a casino anyway?

Maybe his logic is do wrong all year and then ask for forgiveness on Yom Kippur. Do you think God will fall for that one?

Hammersfan said...

2113, I care. Yes I CARE. That's why I was in a fcuking mood all Sunday. That's why I couldn't watch the Chelsea game or MOTD. That's why I snapped at the wife when she asked, "Does that mean you are definitely relegated?" That's why I read Collison's Tweets and felt angry - because he was watching the fcuking Super Bowl.

Robots, no they're not robots, but they're not passionate about West Ham in the way I am. They don't give a flying fcuk and it shows.

Avram was in the casino until 3 am. What time did training start on Monday? Or did they have a day off after putting in so much "effort" on Sunday? I would have had every man jack of them in at 8am on Monday morning, telling them what I think of them. But Avram? He was in a bloody casino until the early hours of the morning! Relegation? Maybe. But let's forget about that and have some fun!

Luke Rhinehart said...

Avram threw the dice and one of the options was "commit murder". Unfortunately he chose to do it to our beloved hammers!

el martillo said...

HF2113 Welcome back Fanno!

el martillo said...

Try this one on for size.

Could "ain't" be phonetically derived from the french verb "etre"? Third person singular; il/elle EST, pronounced ai? Take it in a bit at the sides and shorten the sleeves, looks like a pretty good fit. Suits you sir.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps he was burning the midnight oil to refine the selection policy.

"33 black" - that's Obinna on the team sheet for the West Brom game. Let's hope the right numbers came up this time. Don't want that bloody "0" again.

Sav said...

Nice to have you back with us HF!

USA Dave said...

HF, I felt exactly the same way. I was looking forward to the Chelsea game, and one of my customers invited me to a Super Bowl party that night.

Once our game ended, and possibly our season, I couldn't do either. Damn, I'm 45 with two young kids and I couldn't keep a thought in my head until this afternoon because I was so upset.

We shouldn't be where we are. And the reason we are, in my opinion, is because we took a gamble on the open book that was Grant and we lost big time. And with all the West Ham world BEGGING for a change since before Christmas, SuGo couldn't see the forest through the trees. And now we are likely done.

We West Ham supporters don't ask for much, and we are rarely disappointed because we don't get FCUK ALL!

Good night.

Anonymous said...

21:59 snapping at the wife, over football - that's deplorable - especially after she's been so unwell. Hang your head in shame sir.

el martillo said...

I've dropped something in your Inbox... Sorry about the smell!

Anonymous said...

WELL DONE HF - Congratulations you've reached a real blogging milestone - you now have TWENTY Followers - Woooo Hooooo! you must be so proud. Just imagine you could have 100 in 10 years if you work on your current average of 20 new people every 2 years

Keep it up chum we're right behind you

Iain and SJ x

Hammersfan said...

Making a daisy chain! Wow! 1636, Check out who the followers are and you will find that most of the regular contributers on here are not "followers". It is an odd concept to be honest. I'm not dissing those who register but I do wonder why they bother.

I get to the site via my favourites bar, which is how many regulars arrive here. Otherwise, they come via the increasing number of platform sites that carry my site. Try a search for "thegamesgonecrazy" on google images. Then follow the links to the sites that appear. I'm being carried all around the world now. Check out how high up the list the site appears on Google search when you enter certain key words. Check out how many hits the site has now received. Junk / Spam is becoming an increasing problem too because of the success of the site. Sorry anonymous, but the site continues to grow. The only cloud on the horizon is what happens if we are relegated!

Still trapped in The Game I see! Hasn't your psychologist been able to come up with any therapy?

Stani Army said...

"Keep it up chum we're right behind you. Iain and SJ x"

I bet you are!

el martillo said...

Quality rather than quantity 16:36. Something your sort never really got the hang of!