Half Time Blackpool 1 West Ham 3 The Roller Coaster Ride of the Decade!

God knows what is happening because I'm not at the game and I can't find a stream that's any cop. I know Obinna's opening goal was lucky, with Kingson making a terrible error as the Nigerian scored at the near post, and his second, our third, was truly top drawer - a wonderful drive into the top corner from 8 yards outside the box. Keane's goal? No idea! But who cares, that's why we have brought him in!

What the fcuk happened for Blackpool's goal? Did it go in unassisted from the corner, or was there a deflection? Who was that flashing at it as it came across? Obinna? Has he scored another hat-trick, two at the right end and one in his own net?

3-1 at half time is a dangerous score for this team! Remember Birmingham anybody? Gabbidon is off, so we have no defenders left. Next stop, Kovac! God help us!

This could end up 3-3, 3-4, 4-3, 4-4, 4-5 - God only knows! Hold on tight as the scream ride continues!