Well I didn't nickname him Faux Pas without good reason! The guy is a walking sulk and a footballing accident waiting to happen. Could you find anybody more Gallic? He looks like he has a Gauloises permanently hanging from his bottom lip and is always just a shrug of the shoulders away from suggesting he doesn't give a toss.
Well his passion and commitment to the cause were demonstrated perfectly yesterday when he flounced off after discovering he wasn't in the first team squad. Stay and watch the game? Why would he? What a yawn! Football? Pah! He can't abide the game. No wonder he fell asleep on the Real Madrid bench, the whole business of football is just so damn boring and tedious!
Of course, the press have gone overboard with the "whole club is rocked" by his walkout nonsense. I suspect the David's are secretly delighted because it means they can save themselves £80k by docking Le Sulk two week's wages.
And as for the other players, not seeing Faux Pas' miserable mug on the bench must have been a positive fillip!