Well we have had the ice chambers and Upson has stuffed his boots with bits of the Yellow Pages; all, it seems to no avail. The previous regime brought in the Italians but it did no good. Avram, even before his appointment, personally carried out research into the efficacy of massage parlours and had to spend a whole Saturday atoning in consequence. But still the injuries mount. So what's to be done when ice chambers, the Yellow Pages, medical science, prayers and massage parlours all fail?
You just have faith and hope. So Dyer hasn't been ruled out for the season and nor has Keane, nor Collison, nor Upson even because Avram has his fingers crossed and is hoping.
And meanwhile, we remain firmly mired in the bottom three! Whilst Gerrard looks set to return earlier than expected for Liverpool. Typical!
Does anybody have Eileen Drewery's telephone number?