Sunday 1 May 2011

Man City 2 West Ham 1 No Parker, More Collective Effort

Interesting isn't it? When he plays, Parker looks as if he is the only one playing; when he doesn't, the rest of the team step up to the plate, especially when Upson exits stage left too! I wonder why that is?

I'm not going to pretend that we were brilliant or even unlucky here, but two goals down after 14 minutes we were all expecting an avalanche, and instead, 11 players stood tall and fought as hard as their limited ability allowed.

The same old problems persisted of course. We were vulnerable down the left flank because nobody bothered to buy a left back, and there was a huge gap between our back four and midfield four because nobody was holding. Why is that? I can't explain it. It is easy enough to resolve. You simply appoint a player and say, at all times you MUST have the other three midfield players in advance of you; and if you do range ahead of one, you yell at him to fill in, not go forward with you. Perhaps it was to accommodate Parker that the basics were abandoned. I don't know but at times Toure, Silva and Johnson had acres of ground to play in.

But that apart, and Boa apart, we played pretty well from the fifteenth minute onwards. Indeed, for the middle period of the game, we were in control, actually enjoying more possession than Unreal City. Primark looked more stylish than Armani at times!

True City hit the bar and true we were lucky to clear it off the line, but you can't argue with the desire when THREE defenders run back twenty yards to form a wall on the bloody goal line! And if Hitz had delivered his free kicks and corners better, we might actually have nicked a point. Overall, it was a very creditable performance, based around COLLECTIVE effort.

Ba took his goal well but made a hash of a chance superbly created second half by Sears. Keane missed a sitter after Spector laid it on a plate for him with a better pass than Parker has played all season. Cole's effort was goal bound until Lescott blocked it. Hart was stretched to clear a Hitz free kick and if he hadn't got there, da Costa would have had a good chance of heading home, and the woman beater also forced a Hart save with another header. We didn't create as many chances as at Chelsea but we certainly held our own for 70% of the game.

So, we looked decent at Chelsea and were unlucky to lose by a three goal margin; and we acquitted ourselves well against Man City and achieved good damage limitation in terms of goal difference; and what was common to both games? No Parker.

So Parker carries the team, but perhaps he carries the team to nowhere. Sometimes less is more and if Parker did less and held midfield effectively, I reckon we would be much higher in the table now. He may be Player of the Year but at what cost to the team?

Player ratings: Green 6: Jacobsen 6, Tomkins 6, Upson 5, Gabbidon 6; Sears 6, Hitz 6, Spector 7, Boa 4, Ba 6; Keane 5 Subs: da Costa 8, Cole 6, Obinna 0

And I accept the individual ratings don't look that good. We need a separate rating for team effort which I would rate at 8!

26 comments:

Shane. said...

Just a shame that it took us going 2-0 down in 15 minutes to start fighting back. I can't understand why we don't fight from the start of games, right through to the end?

US HF said...

Upson 5? Really, more like -5.. P*ssy left and we played better. I just break his legs so he cant stop crying. I think the finishing lineup - minus gabbidon should be the starting lineup for the rest of the season. Obinna really didnt have time to get comfortable. Boa is dogsh*t.

Parker should sit Harry's box the rest of the season, pathetic.

Stani Army said...

Boa Morte was one of our better players, particularly in the second half. Your rating for him is silly HF and today's commentators would agree with me.

Hitz, quite surprisingly, had his worst game by far. It was like he'd taken over Noble's mantle. Rubbish free-kicks all game and poor control, and disgraceful attempt at a block for the first goal. If you are scared to take a ball to the body then remove that shirt because you do not deserve to wear it.

And your Parker link is nonsense. You're confusing it with when Noble doesn't play!

John said...

Nobody to get the team motivated before the start. Took two goals for their pride to take over. No coaching, how many times have we suffered because of that hole in front of the penalty area. The only likely goal scorer Baa left out on the wing again, when he did come into the middle he scored, but still the penny didn't drop with Grant.It is now obvious why Harry wasn't playing Keane and didn't mind him coming here.Next week I hope we revert back to the team that scored three goals in three successive matches.

Hammered said...

We all know why Upson isn't doing squat and also why he left the game... He's got three games left before he buggers off and trys to get his pension pot boosted. I would say who can blame him, but I won't, let just say 'what a tw*t'!! So the next three games are a must for us. But that's only if the other slip up yet again. It's not just a case of us winning the next three and we stay up, the other have to slip as well. It could all be over next weekend really (would only be GD that would stop us mathematically from being relagated) and Blackburn are gonna be fired right up for it.

fred149 said...

HF i agree with stani on the BOA rating should be a round 7 i think he made 1 sloppy pass but his tackling was superb and he was the reason we played so well and when he went off we started losing control of the match again and once again Cole comes on and makes us look worse and tomkins and da costa should start together for the rest of the matches. But stani when will you see noble is a good player but its not his fault he looks out of breath after the 60th minute when parker thinks he should be the general and not the holder and if noble was there over HITZ today i reckon we wouldve done even better. heres a fact noble looks quality against liverpool and tottenham why because parker held but then soon as parker thought he could do it by himself again we start losing again very interesting . Know I sound like HF here but thats because he has bee nspot on all season about parker and everybody else

Stani Army said...

Absolutely John.

Cole was playing well, he drops him.
Sears was playing well, he drops him.
Obinna was playing well, he drops him.
Tomkins was playing well, he drops him or moves him to right back.

Such basic decisions. The guy is gormless.

Hammersfan said...

Boa had a goodish 15 minutes in the second half. He won two free kicks around the half way line and actually passed the ball to a team mate on one occasion.What did he do all first half exactly? Where was he when City scored their two goals? Did you see that "pass" to Ba?

Shaun said...

Maybe the title of this particularly tedious offering should read.... NO IntuItIve IntellIgent InformatIon In thIs Post!! (emphasis on the 'I's of course)
No PARKER, No Noble, No O'Niell and that renowned Ninjitsu 16th dan... Jean Claude DeJong scores his FIRST goal for Citeh....ain't rocket science is it?!

Yeah, yeah...you'll probably come back with some incredibly over-technical yet highly implausible to anyone who's ever played the game reply akin to that hilarious piece you scribed where you basically presented an in-a-nutshell synopsis on EXACTLY HOW Barcelona skilfully and tactically outwit their inferior opponents (as if Pep Guardiola doesn't even know?!)......but really...
......your personal and pointless Parker diatribes are mind-numbingly monotonous!

US HF....sorry buddy, but maybe you should stick to watching a load of crash-helmeted burger-munchers chuckin' Easter eggs to each other?!!

Hammersfan said...

Ah Shaun so out of hibernation because of Parker eh? So what do you disagree with in the article exactly? can you name me a Parker pass as good as Spec's to Keane? What was the result when we played City at Upton Park with Parker in the team?

Stani Army said...

Fred,
He was absolutely the reason we played well. That's what we need now, workers and fighters like Boa, Sears, Specs (strictly midfield!) and Parker. That'd be a good midfield for our remaiming games except I'd wanna get Hitz in there somewhere. Have to go Ba and Cole up top. Ba for goals and Cole for trouble....defenders hate him. Keane off the bench and Obinna too.

Have to disagree with you about Cole and Noble.

By the way; we will lose potentially one of the best signing a club in our position could have made in the recent past (Obinna) for the sole reason that Grant has mishandled him. Smply did not play the guy when on form or give him enough game time. Soley Grant's fault.

Shaun said...

I don't need to hide in a cave simply to maintain my anonymity HF...I have an opinion, and you are perfectly entitled to it!
You obsessively maintain that the team would be better off without Parker in it simply to fuel your own vindictive vendetta against the guy! Fact!
Answer me this, in simple terms and without the need for statistics or cosmic football claptrap...would West Ham still be in with a chance of remaining in the Barclays Premier League WITHOUT the contributions of Scott Parker this season?! Take your time....but it shouldn't tax you too much to come up with the correct answer....

isaac said...

Boa awful, sears clearly out of his depth,Keane out of position,Ba looks ordinary,CC heavy touch as usual,DaCosta getting better,Jacobsen fading fast,Green indecisive,Tomkins flat footed as usual,Hitz a shadow of his former self,Specs tries his heart out but just 'aint good enough, Upson flatters to deceive and Grant is obviously aware that the sword of Damaclese hovers inches above his head...Having said all this and basically stating the bleedin obvious not a bad 'team' perfomance.
But as Martin Samuel observed on Sky this morning the squad just lack quality and that includes Green,Upson and CC..he was aghast that Parker won the award and commented how absurd that a player in a relegation doomed team can win an award when possibly a double winning (League and Champ)side have no single player awards.
Sorry Fanno a somewhat hasty and scramblec post but time is of the essence in the isaac household...lots of Shakespeare revision going on...that should warm your pipes so to say..

Hammersfan said...

I think we would Shaun, had we used the £8m to buy a left back, a decent holding midfielder and taken Keane on loan in August. Three assists all season from Parker & five goals. Nolan? Seven assists and 12 goals.

Shaun said...

Same old stuff HF...please be more original!
3 assists & 5 goals??! How many possession winning tackles and interceptions? How many completed passes in open play??
Keane couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo...and to compare SP to that Kevin bloke of the famous karaoke singing family is an insult to Parker!!
Can 350 of the most highly regarded sports writers be so wrong?!!

Anonymous said...

Yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn same old, same old HF - new argument please.

Hammersfan said...

They can when Parker has been their story all year. They get a lot wrong between them. I carried the stats on pass completion and tackles last week. Parker isn't in the top 5 for passes but is in the top five for tackles but miles behind that "Great" Lucas of Liverpool. The other 3 in the top 5 I haven't heard of. Great players read the game and so rarely have to tackle.

Anonymous said...

pass the butter.... snore.

Sav said...

I have just posted a comment on previous blog where I say that Boa Morte was our best player. Totally agree with Stani on this. If only we played Boa more in the previous games, we would for surely have more points on the board!

fred149 said...

stani we will always disagree with about noble but he tries harder through thick and thin then anybody else has for along time at this club but without people like parker noble cant benefit which is why the parker cant play with noble idea is stupid in my opinion and parker has been our best player no doubt about it but when he doesnt play our players work harder . Cole are you serious a strikers job is to score goals and he cant hit a barn door if it was 2 yards in front of him i would rather have piquionne i know people think hes lazy but he is the only player we have who uses his head . what about our defence i think it clicked when da costa came on him and tomkins are a perfect combo in my opinion

USA Dave said...

Quick chime in on selection.

Ba needs to be in the middle. The other striker should probably be Keane, despite missing the sitter today. I think it compliments Ba moreso than Cole would.

Stani, do you really think Obinna was our best signing? I think Grant is the worst manager in our history but I dont think Obinna has done much, apart from that run against Burnley and Blackpool. Otherwise his decision making has been poor.

And I also dont agree that Cole has played well. He has missed so many chances I can barely count them.

Yet I still think it will all be pointless. Im in total pessimism mode. I see no way way out of the drop.

Sav said...

We need three wins out of three Dave. And this time we will have to do all without Tevez. We need a miracle from here on.

Avram Grant is already preparing his story how he needs more time to build the new team for the future (and how he may need a few more years). The very sad thing is that some people, including our owners, buy this bull****.

Shane. said...

The owners talk as much bulls*** as Avram does. He claims he needs 'time to build the team', they claimed in January that 'changing managers mid-season never works'. You only have to look as far as Liverpool and West Brom to see how changing a manager can be successful! We really do need a miracle, and I'm not at all convinced we have the players, manager, or owners to do this. We needed the miracle in January, which was Avram being sacked.

Travelling Hammer said...

So often the discussion revolves around the skills (or lack of) in regard of Scottie, Noble or LBM, but why is no one bringing up the waste of space Hitz has been since the flash in the pan against the Scousers. He did little today, the hammer left foot seems to be waiting for next season in some continental corner whilst his attempt to chase down the break away where Ballotelli hit the bar should see him put his weeks earnings towards the travel costs of all of the Hammers fans. Simply symptomatic of the 21st century money grabbing footballer.

USA Dave said...

Sav, I reckon we finish dead last on 36 points. We draw Blackburn, lose to Wigan, and beat Sunderland after we are already down. Afterwards, Grant will congratulate himself on finishing the season with a win and how it will be a great launch pad for next season.

Sav said...

It's really not funny anymore Dave. But how true and how pathetic!