Wednesday 4 May 2011

QPR Keen on Keane

They can have him! £6m for a 31 year old striker who misses sitters? It's daylight Robbiery!

Mind you the Irishman will probably be thoroughly confused about the prospect of playing for Rangers in hoops; and a few of his Catholic mates from across the water, or over the border, might get the wrong idea and send a ticking parcel through the post. Mind you, that's probably the only way Keane would be explosive in the Prem next season.

The guy looks a shot bullet to me; QPR are welcome to him.

6 comments:

Chunky said...

Agreed. Good riddance old man. See ya never

Stani Army said...

He's stopped playing instinctively. I think he's still got it but you're right about the price.

QPR may well get docked points. Do you think it's fair to dock them just enough so they still qualify for automatic promotion, and accompany this with a huge fine HF? Bearing in mind that any larger deduction would send them into the play offs, hence being unfair for the team that will face a very strong QPR in the play offs, through no fault of their own.

Stani Army said...

...or maybe start them on minus points next season in the Prem.

Deane said...

I still can't understand why Neil Warnock is not insisting that they have a points deduction and be relegated so that shafting united stay up as I'm sure that Faurlin is the only reason that QPR won the championship and Shafting were relegated

the headmaster said...

Jeez HF - we could do without the ticking parcel reference, could we not?
Minus that, I for one would not mourn the departure of Mr Keane who has been a huge disappointment to me

Hammersfan said...

Just topical in view of events in Scotland recently.