Monday 30 May 2011

West Ham Bottom of the N Power Championship!


Would you Adam and Eve it, I've just seen the Championship league table for next season and we are bottom already. Watford above us on the basis of the a after the W. We are fcuking cursed!

Still, Allardyce hasn't arrived yet. Perhaps he will look at the table and think better of it!

15 comments:

Stani Army said...

It's like Avram's still here!!!

No image of a bottom HF? Now you're never one to miss an opportunity, there must be something wrong.

Anonymous said...

what ive read today says nothing about allerdyce. official club website comment says the search for the new manager is going well ? what does that mean ? what a confusing weekend.

Sav said...

If we rename the team Arseholes United we go top!

Hammersfan said...

Sorry to disappoint Stani. You will have to conform to sterotype and open a newsgaents - then you can inspect the contents of the mags on the top shelp whenever you like!

Sav, Brady has a solution to lift us a few places - Olympic West Ham!

Stani Army said...

At least apply your stereotypes to the right people HF! 'Patels' have corner shops...'shelps' and all.

Hammersfan said...

Ouch!

Stani Army said...

Well you always pick out other people's...thought I do it to you for the first time :)

Oh, and another correction...Bimbo Brady suggested 'West Ham Olympic', not 'Olympic West Ham' :) So we'd still be bottom.

It shows you how far off the mark she was in judging us as fans thinking we'd buy that bullshit. I know she later retracted it or made some crap up about how she was not serious, but she was dead serious.

Hammersfan said...

I know may, I was just predicting a slight adjustment. If fact she may prefer Newham Olympic or East and West Ham Olympic. Look how we climb the table courtesy of Queen Karren!

Hammersfan said...

May? That was meant to be mate. But I'd just checked the date. My brain is going!!!!

Stani Army said...

...and with her love for Arsenal, she may even try selling us Sav's suggestion.

Stani Army said...

I know. How many mistakes is that in a row? Dementia HF, dementia.

Just leave your blog, with login details, in your will to me. You have my name.

Anonymous said...

Mate!?!? hahaha that's one thing you're very very short of HF.

Anonymous said...

Brady Bunch takes us well up the table!

Stani said...

That would take us second and automatic promotion me thinks!

Sav said...

The only thing remaining reminding me of the team I supported all my life is the name; and they may even change that now as well!